maandag 27 februari 2012

LOL-bericht: de Aluhoedjes van Stratfor, gelekt door Anonymus

Volgens een email, gepubliceerd door de LOL-activisten van Anonymus in combinatie met de van verkrachting verdachte Julian Assange, van Stratfor heeft Israël de Iraanse capaciteiten reeds vernietigd. De inhoud van de gelekte email is zo hilarisch, dat er gelukkig nog iets te lachen valt dezer dagen zeker in het licht dat het inlichtingenkantoor zichzelf zeer serieus neemt.

According to the emails, among Stratfor's clients are American government agencies including the Department of Homeland Security, the Defense Intelligence Agency and the Marine Corps, the Dow Chemical company, for whom Stratfor is alleged to have kept tabs on activists fighting the company for compensation over the Indian Bhopal chemical plant disaster in 1984, and defense giants Lockheed Martin, Northrop Grumman and Raytheon. 

 In one of the emails from November 2011, Startfor officials discuss the explosion at an Iranian missile base near Tehran and quote a source who "was asked what he thought of reports that the Israelis were preparing a military offensive against Iran. Response: I think this is a diversion. The Israelis already destroyed all the Iranian nuclear infrastructure on the ground weeks ago." 

One company analyst responded dismissively to the possibility of an Israeli attack having already taken place, asking: "How and when did the Israelis destroy the infra on the ground?" "Would anyone actually accept that this could let the Europeansforget about the Euro crisis, something they have been experiencing every day for over a year?!" the analyst added, asking: "Do we attribute any credibility to this item at all? I don't even see what possible disinfo purposes this could serve." 

Some of the Stratfor analysts expressed the opinion that Israel had sent commandos into Iran, perhaps with the assistance of Kurdish fighters or Iranian Jews who had immigrated to Israel, to carry out these operations.

Wat een wereldbaan bij een commerciële inlichtingendienst. De hele dag met je aluhoedje op je hoofd dingen verzinnen en betaald krijgen. Briljant.